How am I supposed to say no to this?
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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cuz I put up a sign!
No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.
Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided
This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.
If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?
We don't have squirrels in NZ anyway.
How can you not have skeerls?
Carp sexxers in shambles
If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.
My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.
Carpe Dickem
There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
I'm pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
I'm assuming it's this one? I admit it's been awhile, so I don't remember the plot:
Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?
god forbid men have hobbies
You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this
Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown
Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes
Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?
Beastie. But I've seen the clip they got it from.
Yes question what the fuck
squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.
Viscious? I think you meant viscous
Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They're not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.
Leave the damn squirrels alone!
Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.
no U leave the fishies alone!
Is this a warning for dolphins?
First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.
Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously
