Maybe one like this?

Maybe one like this?

Sehr sehr gut
Whoa, Respekt das is ne hammer Zeichnung!
Loving this thread!
Here's mine:
Well, it might be kind of overkill, but basically you could use matrix to bridge to signal and then use a bot to do automatic answers.
The matrix ansible docker deploy playbook would be able to install everything you'd need for that:
All of those components are open source.
I didn't read "bluebells" :D