Depends on which parts of the family.
Most of the people on my dad's side are within an hour drive. Most of my mom's side is technically in another state, but it's only about a two hour drive. It would be less, but the fucking mountains.
Farthest away in state is a solid 3 hour drive. But, again, there's people in another state that are closer as the crow flies, but across the mountains so that it would take an extra hour just to get to where you could drive to them. It's one of those things where you can't get there from here, you have to go somewhere else first.
But I can hop on my scooter and be at my sister's in maybe five minutes. It's walking distance if you can walk that kind of distance in the first place. My brother is maybe a half hour drive.
Nah, you had to see the post it was in response to.
I didn't get a chance to screen shot it, but it was a six panel, about a guy that got rich talking to a friend about not knowing what to do now.
The friend gives a bunch of normal ideas like funding charities, and the rich guy in the last panel says, paraphrased, "I'll fuck children".
That's what the comment was springing off of. It was saying the same thing, just more exaggerated.