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What's your method of enjoying (or at least tolerating) physical exercise? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Houseofoliviereu@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It became an addiction. It helps to relax. Not a gym rat. But almost. Need to go everyday. Far away to have those extra big muscles. But the "legs day" are..... horrible.... It hurts a lot...

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🐾 Keeper Dispatch - 22nd of May, 2025 (lemmy.world)
 

Subject: Unauthorized Sunbeam Occupation

This morning, Keeper O. claimed the Sacred Sunbeam Throne in the kitchen for the fourth time this week. When confronted about prior reservations made by Keeper E., he blinked slowly, turned around, and presented his royal backside , a gesture of absolute indifference, historically recognized in Feline Law as “Finders Keepers, Losers Meow.”

An internal dispute followed, involving dramatic stares, passive-aggressive tail flicks, and one loud, unnecessary jump onto the counter.

Resolution status: Pending. Snacks requested: Always. Work accomplished by the human: Minimal. We approve.

🖋️ End of dispatch. More mysteries shall unfold.

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It is Monday. The Divine Keepers bring you some motivation to conquer that day (lemmy.world)
 

How to get the best Mondays?

Go to a supermarket or any grocery store. Grab any Felix, Purina, Friskies. (no Whiskas). Run back home. Give this food to your Divine companion (aka cat). Then, we can relax.

Have you ever forgotten to feed your cat?

Kind reminder: By law (Divine Kitties law, Art 1): lack of food the morning, it is blasphemy. You may bare any consequences of moodiness.

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Keepers dispatch #2 (lemmy.world)
 

“Rise, mortal. If you can open a tin with opposable thumbs, you can conquer Monday.”

  • Divine Keepers #monday
🐾 Whisker Wisdom #001: The First Discovery in c/divinekeepers@lemmy.world
[–] Houseofoliviereu@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Greetings, more will come 😺

It’s Friday. The Divine Keepers Have Arrived. in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Houseofoliviereu@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Greetings, The "you do you" is part of 😺's nature. We do we. Humans do humans. We have still instinct from the Old times. The food was good but maybe too smelly. Need to hide it. Even though, there is no sand. Little rugs? In general, we love little things so that we can play. Dont forget to play with ur little ones! 😺

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It’s Friday. The Divine Keepers Have Arrived. (lemmy.world)
 

Two mystical cats just joined Lemmy. Their goal? To "felinize" the feed.

Expect scrolls, chaos, and wisdom you didn’t ask for. Follow them at !divinekeepers@lemmy.world

Have your pets taught you anything this week? (Besides judgment.)

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🐾 Whisker Wisdom #001: The First Discovery (lemmy.world)
 

“The humans ask, What is the meaning of life?

We say: It is the spot where the sunbeam touches the scroll.

If you sit on it, the answers come.”

Fragment from the Book of Stretch & Yawn, Keeper Manuscript 3B, paw-annotated