HostilePasta

Yeah, like the US needs help inflaming racial and ethnic tensions. It's literally been the goal for 4+ decades.

I much prefer Matthew 10:23.

2 lb steak lips

Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were "pan toss" and "pan smack". There were a lot of laughs when NPC's would be like "you're clearly a fighter, you're wearing plate armor" and he'd say it was his spell casting focus.

I don't know about that guy, but I do. Great American passtime my hairy ass.

At least there's no more genocide. Right? Right??

This post only requires one response, to wit:

"GOOD."

TIL I might actually have ADHD then.

Too true, mate.

Do I.... Do I have ADHD?