HostilePasta

joined 2 years ago
[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

This may be a bit crass, but dayumm girl

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Metamorphosis is legit. Yeah, over-hyped, but don't let that detract from it being really good.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the shroud of Turin?!

Fuckin /s because this is the internet.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 139 points 3 weeks ago (50 children)

Literally just use Firefox for Android with uBlock. People act like this is difficult.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, like the US needs help inflaming racial and ethnic tensions. It's literally been the goal for 4+ decades.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I much prefer Matthew 10:23.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

2 lb steak lips

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were "pan toss" and "pan smack". There were a lot of laughs when NPC's would be like "you're clearly a fighter, you're wearing plate armor" and he'd say it was his spell casting focus.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I don't know about that guy, but I do. Great American passtime my hairy ass.

[–] HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

At least there's no more genocide. Right? Right??

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