The Metamorphosis is legit. Yeah, over-hyped, but don't let that detract from it being really good.
HostilePasta
You mean the shroud of Turin?!
Fuckin /s because this is the internet.
Literally just use Firefox for Android with uBlock. People act like this is difficult.
Yeah, like the US needs help inflaming racial and ethnic tensions. It's literally been the goal for 4+ decades.
I much prefer Matthew 10:23.
2 lb steak lips
Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were "pan toss" and "pan smack". There were a lot of laughs when NPC's would be like "you're clearly a fighter, you're wearing plate armor" and he'd say it was his spell casting focus.
I don't know about that guy, but I do. Great American passtime my hairy ass.
At least there's no more genocide. Right? Right??
This may be a bit crass, but dayumm girl