John De Hart is living his best life in “GetEven” or “Champagne and Bullets” or “Road to Revenge,” or whatever this thing is called.

Take a shot every time John stares into the void, and prepare to shimmy-slide your way to the ER for alcohol poisoning. Did I mention this is a musical? Kinda.

Made graciously available by the Internet Archive, doing god’s work.

Fans of Ralph the Movie Maker may have seen his review back in the day. If you haven’t experienced this dumpster fire in its entirety, then I have great (or devastating) news! Full movie available on YouTube. Also check out Ralph’s channel for added context and hilarity.

Synopsis: When a green-girl falls for a good-boi named Alvin Flang, her world (and yours) is turned upside down.

I’m uncomfortable. Is anyone else uncomfortable?

A totally believable protagonist navigates totally believable events. Produced by, written by, and starring Jag Panuu.

Panuu is truly the Wiseau of Australia.