bonus:

create a website that catalogues all the spiders in my area

You are a web developer looking for other web developers ;)

So, a bullshit job as per David Graeber?

That's pure torture to me. I'd rather do something meaningful.

Sounds like the UAC from Doom (2016).

I wouldn't have known about it if not for this post.

Now this post feels like an ad.

Then, since light cannot reach you, you are effectively blind.

My layman understanding of space is that there is harmful radiation in space already. One of the purposes of astronauts' spacesuits is to protect them from said radiation.

Maybe the real monsters are the people we met along the way.

Learn to use the 3 sacred treasures of conversation from Yumiella (Villainess Level 99):

Has anyone read the manga?

Yep.

Am I going to suffer terribly for my rash decision?

Nope