“and you candied all over me and the bedsheets.”
Thanks. No problem. 🫡
Damn, it’s almost as if the guy in the comic had a flawed shower thought at 3 AM. 🤔
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There’s a time and place for a shower thought. 😉
There’s a time and place for a shower thought. 😉
I imagine them making louder creaking noises than the bed frame. 😏
Still kinda plural. Well played. 😏
I had to look up lazarus, because in my language (Dutch) it means being horribly drunk.
Found some reference to a mythological figure that was brought back to life by another mythological figure.
So yeah, in that case she’d be better off walking away. Good point, cumfart. 🤔
Nah… not really. I heard opening your eyes and start moving again is a big turn off for them. 😉
That’s for future comic. ☝️🤓
“In their head”?
I just read this out loud on the bus home in Marlon Brando’s voice.
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🤌🏻🤌🏻
He’s toad-ally right. 🤓
I’m surprised that nobody brought up the subject of men having tastebuds in their urethra that detect the sugars in semen and signal the brain that there is ejaculate passing through.
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/52583255
So… are they courting or just eating? 🤔
So… are they courting or just eating? 🤔
What’s your spirit/support animal? Mine is the potbellied pig. 🐷
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It’s good at first, but it gets sticky and attracts ants. 🐜