CrunchyBoy

"I'm sorry (this got out)."

That's funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.

Of course, that's what estrogen does.

Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻

It's surprising the 90's didn't give us a "Speed on a plane" flick. Or did they?

There's Air Force One, I guess. And there's probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

I don't think I've spent any money on the Epic Launcher yet but I'm happy to see them try their best. Competition is good and needed.

Save the earth

Do coke

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2