If a neighbor asked me I would be happy it's not going into a landfill and offer to help carry it. Or I would tell you about the ancient curse it holds, and why no mortal should possess it.

Which of these are used to make printer ink?

"pinching pennies" implies more control over the situation than "stagnant wages, rent, student loans, etc. have made meals for one person over ten dollars a rare luxury"

I would hope Nintendo is not using returned hardware for replacements. It happens accidentally in every job I've worked, but absolutely should not be the normal process.

No. Do not bring snek

Anyone who has read a single NTSB accident report will understand what an insane idea this is.

My favorite part was the delay while one person put on their safety squints to check for falling barrels

Let me translate for them:

I got mine, and I'm mad everyone isn't clapping for me

My mom got sick of the question from Relief Society ladies and would reply, "I dunno, how is YOUR sex life?"

After buying kayaks with their COVID checks, their outdoor gear addiction has spiraled out of control

Did Alex Jones tell you that?