[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2056

  • Plug DNA access into pc

  • Google sync my brain chip with my browser page

  • Start searching new brain plague of 2043

  • Google show ad pop-up in my eyes, try to close them, but the ads are projected on the optic nerve.

  • New ideia

  • scan anti-ad chip that my friend gave me

  • It works, I'm free

  • anyway, try to order food

  • Error the system is not autenticated please install chrome chiplinx 3.8 to continue.

  • Receive fine of half my salary, new policy under anti-piracy order

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Where is my meme status quo flavored.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Free if you can carry it.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Doctor he is suffering from major theory disorder, everytime he sees a object he need to know the theory behind it, he is now understanding beds.

I'm afraid he might become a scientist in the future.

Doctor please, we are a respectable family save my son from this awful destiny.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everything humans do is natural.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wonder, what will be the big event that will change the world pespective on climate change?

People are aware, but they are not really worried. I think is very difficult make a transition to a ecofriendly way of life, mostly because of the grow factor, if someone use less efecient production models, they will lose profit.

Anyway I hope we get really smart with solutions soon otherwise get used to the old feudal ways.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

Wait till they put Denuvo in the car, for you montly driving plan.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

-I'm fine bro I'm cured

Proceed to discontinue the medication

-Oh no I'm actually dying

-End of meme-

Commentary.exe initializing...

Who would have guessed?

Jokes apart, I blame society for anxiety, being so fast paced and all.

-End of Commentary-

#poweroff

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 30 points 1 year ago

Most pirates doesn't use the product if pirated version isn't avaliable, they aren't a costumer, blocking piracy is actually a bad marketing decision, people can build hype even if they aren't paying. No significant revenue is actually lost for piracy

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

It's just about the money really, they want their cut of the AI money cake.

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

In life there's no isolated consequences neither a guaranteed path to success

[-] Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

They want to close the AI market

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