Urinium

Yes, but that particular sink happens to be named "Baby".

Not enough socialism or porn

Money is always the dictator. If you take it out of the equation, it just gets replaced by power. Not that those two are mutually exclusive...

Pretty much all communist regimes have been dictatorships. What's your point?

I'm pretty sure that was the author's intention.

All the idiots are still on shitter and idiots are how influencers make money.

It's all Greebles?

It always has been.

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there's no glass.

I don't think hogwash means what you think it means.

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Tech companies have optimized their hiring processes to hire the worst possible candidates anyway.