ButtholeSpiders

joined 2 years ago

I figured it was a hilariously macabre joke, I wish I lived in the area to get his signature.

That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This Klingon can only dream. 🫡

It felt appropriate to stay on theme here.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But then how will other Klingons smell what I’m cooking?

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is, which is a sign we all need to start being more vocal we aren’t accepting it anymore. By reading a book or going outside.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Because you’re old enough to remember the thousands of other times corporate entities have screwed us plebs?

Taxes were the example of how to leech on the people under the guise of a protection racket. They knew with subscriptions what they were upon creation, a racket without the promise of protection. It’s getting bled by a third party, and now it’s multiple parties all hoping you’ll forget they’re slowly milking you too.

I’m already gassy, the beans might make you regretful.

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