BurgersMcSlopshot

joined 2 years ago

Is that why the robot is wrapped in a giant cum-sock?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That WSJ review is something special and I didn't have sound on or CC so I'm sure there's some weapons-grade stupid going on in dialog that I am missing. I stopped watching about when they put up a picture of Allen Turing (AI Pioneer!) and a picture of the "AI Pilot" who's first name is Turing and then highlighted that both have the word "Turing" in their names.

Also that overgrown Roomba with hip dysplasia took 5 minutes to put two glasses in a dishwasher poorly.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed "free-sprinted", which I'm going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.

That might explain why copilot is a cum sprite

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This will be easy thanks to the "Benevolence of the Rocket" equation as seen on Trashfuture.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"remember 1-900 numbers? They're back! In AI form!"

Also I browsed other items on the site the phone came from and holy shit I have never seen a more cursed collection of products draped in Christmas shit.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Anybody else notice that the Ani responses seem to follow a formula, depending on the... sentiment I guess... of the input? All the defensive responses start with "hey", and end with crude rebukes. It all seems like xAI made an Eliza that will either flirt or swear.

"Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong" should be a Tingler if it isn't already one.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Trok is this grue?

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