BurgersMcSlopshot

joined 2 years ago
[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 10 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

How does one give an embryo an IQ test.

Imagine the disappointment the rats must have felt when watching "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and wondering why all their heroes are getting their faces melted off.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Epic has no competition which is why it can do whatever it wants, like make garbage software and talk to garbage people.

joke is on us, Heaven's Gate picked the right time to exit.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

literally adding tons and tons to rockets simply to further petrocapitalism. Have to lift the diesel and enough O2 to allow it to combust.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

All this from the same kind of people who think shifting to Solar is "woke".

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 3 points 6 days ago (5 children)

oh yeah, that happy horseshit.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 5 points 6 days ago (8 children)

I am ignorant of the Kardashev scale, is that measuring vibes or skulls?

Get in losers. We're going imploding.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago (7 children)

When some offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat, you just get on.

I don't know mate, I think I do neither of those things because the kid-diddling natalist doesn't seem to be good at making ones that don't go boom.

Christ what a fucking shitweasel.

you give me 1.3 million dollars and I'll fuck off on a motorcycle for the rest of my natural life and that would still be a better value for the money than whatever the fuck this is.

"we're taking our primary product, a piece of tech used for collaborative development of software, and shitting some AI over it. You are all fired. Please clap."

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