[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 51 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I'll have to figure it out, this week isn't good

EVERY TIME

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I've searched around and mostly seen people create custom radiator builds attached to their water supply, but that's beyond my skill level and I'm not sure if linking it directly to the water supply via piping would violate the lease or not. Are there any solutions a bit more DIY that I could take advantage of?

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 18 points 3 months ago

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don't get it back, That's a Moray!

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago

oof ouch my bones

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 18 points 5 months ago

Indeed, it's necessary in order to sync its Direct Intervention Combustible Kinetics via the Tactical Information Transmission System.

If you ask me, it's this combo of DICK and TITS that really makes FUTA special.

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Love how even IRL people forget about Frank Grimes. good ol Grimey

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 21 points 6 months ago

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 128 points 6 months ago

What an amazing landlord, I'll make sure to tip extra well this month.

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 21 points 6 months ago

What if we held hands through the grave hole ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 35 points 6 months ago

I'm apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.

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[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 36 points 7 months ago

I feel this. I'm not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just can't figure out what "flirting" actually is. I'm aware it's a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how it's different, how to do it etc.

I'm in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 37 points 10 months ago

So happy I deleted my 4chan account, really helped curb my desire to kill the women I date.

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

Just got a new job after 3 months unemployment. While I'm glad to not be homeless, I'm going from 5 weeks vacation to 2, from full-time remote to dragging my ass to a cubicle 3 days a week. The worst part is putting that fake fucking smile on my face so my new bosses can't tell how much I despise being there.

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