And also completely unnecessary.

Expand your definition. It's Authoritarianism you should really be afraid of.

When someone has their jackboot on your neck, what does it matter if it's left or right?

Punch it in the dick. They don't like that.

Isn't hard real time in the kernel now?

God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer

It's more correctly known as "received English", old chap.

I didn't know what I was doing so I chose at random.

I don't care about boot time. I switch her on and then go and grab a coffee, by the time I'm done she's finished booting.

I'd say they'll become niche. I don't think it will go away though.

I will always use fountain pens and paper until I die, and I think there are enough people out there who will do the same to keep a much reduced industry going.

I'm a good old fashioned NAP following libertarian/anarchist.

I don't really care about the left or right paradigm - what I care about is how badly you and your cronies are going to buttfuck us.

I fucking love you

As an Emacs user, I support this meme.