AskMeForADickPic

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Marilyn Monroe tries archery. Photo by Anthony Beauchamp, 1951. in c/archery@feddit.org
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I'll allow it

Boomer comics in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Downloading cum is so easy, come on be realistic

Museum in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is there a version of me that can afford the gift shop in there somewhere as well?

[F] my hole is too tiny! You need to be gentle with me! in c/gonewild@fedinsfw.app
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

Doesn't look that tiny

Somebody call CORPORATE 😱😱😱 in c/transgonewild@fedinsfw.app
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sometimes I think I'm perverted, and then I watch something like this

Edit: and I'm a little jealous

Massive Russian attack on Kyiv: Death toll climbs to 12, including two children in c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Did the Russian parade happen already? Drone the shit out of it

Edit: May 9th damn, drone the shit out of them anyway

Israel to sue New York Times over article describing its rape of Palestinians in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Sounds like something trump would do. Except he can't because it would reveal heaps of proof that he is a rapist

This political cartoon slaps! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Nah it's a baggy coat

which way? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Always the right

JUST IN: Trump’s Border Patrol Boss Quits ‘Effectively Immediately’ Amid Sex Tourism Scandal in c/news@lemmings.world
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't say "fuck all Republicans" on reddit or you'll get perma banned

The prophecy has come true in c/AntiMeme@sopuli.xyz
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I would choose sex if I could but my wife doesn't fit that niche

The prophecy has come true in c/AntiMeme@sopuli.xyz
[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Thanks! I'm addicted to crack now

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