AcidBurn

joined 3 days ago
[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I like partner, because it makes me feel like a cowgirl. That way I can do finger guns at them and it's not weird.

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, nothing gets people horny like being rejected

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes, but the thread is talking about being friendzoned by men (usually taken to be a bad thing) and yet the man still wanting sex

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago

Spoiler alert - not actually aliens

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I was always under the impression that a sugar daddy paid for lots, not just freeing up enough space for a second toothbrush in the bathroom

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

X-Ray Spex moment

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cringe is one of those words used to put down people who are happy just doing their own thing

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Architectural orientation is important, so I'll take your word on it

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 2 days ago

You're welcome!

Sometimes it's nice to have an internet experience that isn't shaped by dark patterns, where you can genuinely be surprised by ordinary things

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 1 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Are they a sugar daddy if they just let you sleep in their bed so you're not homeless?

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The aliens only hug when you're not looking, so how would you know?

[–] AcidBurn@retrofed.com 3 points 2 days ago

Time moves slower in comic books

 

This is a web search that's manually revised, for old style websites and old style searching ... there are some really bizarre things you can find here, lol

A nice example:
https://myplace.frontier.com/~longrj2/humor/daffynitions.html

 
 
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