This guy dominates.

I only have to upvore you

holy music stops

Can people actually criticise Israel and get away with it? Hasn't been the case for the past decade or even more. This is hardly news.

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

People in the middle east won't bomb themselves you know.

PO-TA-TOES

So the hacker hacks your phone with his mind?

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Feel free to reverse the genders & post this on twitter then. Getting banned from the internet speedrun any%