ADHDGoblin

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Babies that have only ever eaten milk are made of milk, so they’re basically sentient cheese. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] ADHDGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Oh it goes deeper than this -

Baby's are made of materials floating around in their gestational parent's blood. And guess what breastmilk is made of..... It's made of blood. Your body literally takes your blood and turns it into milk.

So until they start eating food, a breastfed baby is made entirely of their mother's blood plus a single sperm.

Cartoons used to be wild in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ADHDGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure Johnny was canonically 19 - it's still cringey if it were real life but WAY less weird.