The lifetime Shane content quota has been met ✅ I guess he volunteered as tribute to be “content” for this “opportunity”. I find him no more endearing, compelling, interesting or anyone I would ever want to be left alone in conversation with. I do not like his vibe one bit, no thank you!

My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.

I have mostly decided to become unbothered by this lady but I am stressed and bored and acting out😂 I cannot believe someone pays her for this nonsense. So much to unpack here, the giant sunglasses indoors, the hideous pockets! And guys you can wear the pieces together or separate!!! Thank goodness she mentioned that or I would have not thought such things possible! WHY WOULD SHE EVEN SAY THAT! Does she think her followers do not know that 🙄

Super entertaining, felt like the good ole days over there! I just follow along now. I don’t want to be the one to accidentally say the wrong thing and get it shut down and ruin everyone’s day😬

Wearing head to toe uni branded gear! Because you know those pregnancies began and she could not go to uni.

You would think if this was your actual career job you would use a single filter and consistently look the same, albeit filtered. I think you could file all of her filtered selves onto a 747 airplane and none of them would look like the actual Birdie. Maybe sisters or cousins but definitely not a twin in the bunch. 10A and 17 C would not be twinning.

I agree Briony looks really nice. Butttt I am not sure what the assignment was but her Polly Pocket is not great. I’m not sure if she doesn’t plan for enough time or what happens, but her “work” for these types of gigs always seem a bit rushed and not properly finished. Are all the little gaps and unfinished seams, surface chunks, brush marked paint, etc part of the aesthetic? Like shoddy craftsmanship was on purpose? Signed, a craftsperson

She has definitely gone rouge since SI and the Reddit shutdown. Now that 6,000 people are no longer holding her accountable and campaigning against her she is not even trying to hide the filtering. A Reddit repost of her posts would garner more actual comments than her original posts. We are few in numbers over here trying to keep the truth alive 😂 I do not even know if those lips are “swelling” from travel, aka injections or a filter. Yikes. What is she thinking. Who would pick that filter!!!

If you spend the day shopping and eating and entertaining everyone is the 9pm flight really that much cheaper🤔 the birdie math is not mathing.

I don’t know anything about the mom “friend” she posted with a daughter graduating with M, but I can say she has aged very naturally and beautifully. Birdie looks like a fake “real housewife” try hard poser. So cringe.

I think I find it most concerning her “friends” and family continue to foster these delusions. Acting as if she has paved the way for post babies bodies like Ashley Graham to have a place on the runway or something 🙄

1️⃣🔥🥔went with the same name🤷🏽 Where are we? What is this place 👀