Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

Btw never do that. You're supposed to put vinegar on it, that way the jellyfish tastes way better.

Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

"You proclaim to love the ocean, yet you flee from the tsunami.. Curious"

[Charlie Kirk.png]

I'm not 14 years old enough to get this

"Hey there's a book about Minecraft - wait no it says 'Mein Kampf'..."

Who would want to go there by car anyways? Going to a german Christmas market and not drinking tons of Glühwein seems like a waste

How many tenticles do you have?

Is it just me or did the title of the article make it seem like that happened in Ukraine and not Russia?

You know you messed up when you run through so many good lawyers that the only people who are still willing to defend you are total goofballs.