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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago

He's so excited to be your friend foam bubbles are building up on his mouth!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Just think about your human friends.

They're all apex predators. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe my friends are, but my potato self is definitely not

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Potatoes are apex root vegetables.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmm, so you're saying I should carry an elephant gun when I hangout with my "friends"?

[-] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

They are omnivores. But cats... Cats are.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

You're not classified as human?

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 2 weeks ago

A few weeks ago, i read about people selectively breeding foxes, panthers and cheetas to make them tameable. So much to apex predators.

Trivia: those friendly foxes got a curly tail.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah yeah the Siberian fox experiment is interesting. They found that the tamer foxes had a tendency towards neoteny, ie. basically retaining juvenile features and slower development, and they even lost some of their intelligence too which was interesting. The same has happened with dogs, physically they're closer to juvenile wolves and generally they're also less intelligent than wolves.

Didn't know someone had tried the same with panthers and cheetahs though, that's pretty surprising. Sounds like a bit of a project to tame panthers of all creatures when even housecats aren't as domesticated as eg. dogs

[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure googling that with the panthers was how i got to the siberian fox experiment. Though i have no links, sorry.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are we back to bears again?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Back to the question of what's more fuckable?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

We haven't left since Conservative Icon Stephen Colbert tried to warn us about their clever infiltration tactics

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is definitely an apex friend, just look at those ears:

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wolves are apex predators. Or were till we turned them into poodles.

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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