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Apex friend? (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

All of my friends are apex predators. Most of my family too (except for the dogs).

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

I am a meat popsicle

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

You're not classified as human?

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Negative

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

This is exactly how someone classified as human would respond to this kind of question.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

People can surprise you sometimes, it's one of our superpowers.

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