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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 40 points 1 year ago

Too many docs in the drivussy?

[–] Noerttipertti@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago

Have you tried if Blue-ray iso makes it go "Uhh. It's so big!" ?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about a mint? It's wafer thin!"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, you people are everywhere

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean yeah, there's billions of us. Have you not gone outside for a while?

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now I am realising how many humans are living around me. This feels weird.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

peeks out from your bushes

HELLO.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Listen, i understand your predicament, you have my condolences. Please just suffer in silence so the rest of us can remain blissfully ignorant. Please and thank you.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

😶‍🌫️

I just wanted to use that emoji. No idea what it's doing lol

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly? No, I haven't.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] onion@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

See benefits | Upgrade

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've just realized the eating burger part might be weird in context but oh well

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Burger consumption is just hard vore

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I brought this upon myself

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Dialog with A.I. trying to be 'human'.