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So obvious. Call them out! (i.imgur.com)
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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago

To be fair, if a random dude called me "officer", I'd also do a double take.

[-] hihi24522@lemm.ee 47 points 4 months ago

So true! My mistake officer. (^ This guy’s a fed)

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Carry on, fellow civilian. (finger guns)

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

OH SHIT THEY HAVE A GUN BLAM BLAM BLAM SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED REQUESTING BACKUP!

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 8 points 4 months ago

Did an acorn drop somewhere?

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Hhmmm...let's just magdump into my occupied police cruiser

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

#GOTCHA

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I'm buff enough? A win is a win.

[-] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

I mean if I yelled out "good morning child fucker" I'm sure a lot of people would look up too.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

I'd look up too. Don't like cops seein me before I see them.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

"I'm definitely not a cop!"

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