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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry mortgage deposit, something else has come up

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Thankfully your new purchase is fully able to "deal with" the bank

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Can I just get a robot dog armed with a super soaker? That would be hilarious.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Now if i just had an extra 10k lying around collecting dust..

[–] dbilitated@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just... I don't even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

HANS! Bring ze Flemmenwerfherhund!

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I have $10k and a list.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You might be obligated to call it a "hell-hound", though...

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

I'm holding out for a fully-autonomous flamethrower robotic monkey.

suprised this wasn't elon musk

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Completely useless for firefighting. Putting a drip torch on its ass and letting it walk a line, maybe. But it's not going to cut down the trees to make a firebreak, who what's the point.

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's for fighting on the side of fire

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
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