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Anon figures out the secret to charisma (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 150 points 6 months ago

Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich's chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I'm totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 54 points 6 months ago

And if you do it too, you'll get friends and pussy! Which we all know you couldn't possibly achieve any other way!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

He's got a point

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Anon might want to consider trying treating women like people before becoming a Nazi

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

I find Mussolini's hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while

https://youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

I've noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of "this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again."

[-] jkrtn@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

Someone edited videos to give him an accordion. If you see it once you cannot unsee it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

Hm... I bet I could hold people's attention if I just vogued the entire time I was speaking 🤔

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 60 points 6 months ago

might even get a date

ah yes, it's fake

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 6 months ago

Sure, that's how you can tell.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

I mean...the rest of it tracked 100% for 4chan

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago

Anon learns to speak like a person. Fantastic

[-] Titou@feddit.de 24 points 6 months ago

If you ever fell like you were a weird or creep person, remember 4chan users exist.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of the Dwight's acceptance speech in The Office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilE4lr9Qb3A

[-] TwistedFox@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

I seem to remember many more references in there than that video shows.

[-] SeattleRain@lemmy.world -3 points 6 months ago

I can see this happening. The US harbors a lot of fascist sympathies especially among the left. Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds." As the say.

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