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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His stage name? Cog.

Cog Dissonance.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does he typically work with a star named The Machine?

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It would be an honor to do a shot of vodka with Cog.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean burnt crystals?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just thought “Cog in The Machine” would be a good title.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe machine in the cog?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

That headline is a trip. It started hard and went real weird fast.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Cognitive Dissonance Man. The worst superhero ever.

[–] asymmetric@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

I hear this guy is pretty good at getting fucked

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Those leopards like me tho!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

His porn name is Sargent Miles lol..

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

YOLO?