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submitted 8 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A man wanted just two slices of cheese on his sandwich, so when his wife used three slices in his grilled cheese sandwich, he became irate.

Angered at the sight of all the extra cheesiness, James DePaola became agitated and violent, yelling at the woman, Michele DePaola. According to WSB-TV, DePaola then ripped the landline out of the wall so his wife couldn’t call the police and reportedly screamed at her intensely. The couple’s 12-year old daughter who witnessed the incident called the police to the scene, according to Athens-Clarke County police.

James DePaola was charged with obstruction of a 911 call and criminal trespass/damage to property over what the police now refer to as “the grilled cheese incident”. DePaola has a history of “abusive behavior,” and was often “excessively critical and controlling of day to day things in life” like sandwiches, apparently.

read more: https://www.mediamatters.org/jesse-watters/fox-news-guest-decrying-migrant-crime-previously-arrested-after-getting-violent-over

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[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Male karen, he is.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I want to joke about Cheese Sandwich and Wierd Al. But I won't.

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Triggered by grilled cheese, what a fucking snowflake lol.

[-] John_McMurray@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago
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