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While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”
Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.
I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
I am terrified and aroused
I'm only terrified
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
But is it web scale?
For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?
Speculative haxecution.
You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
This has to be a joke right?
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things
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