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Considering my Baltimore Ravens lost, this is clearly all rigged and the NFL wants Kelce to propose to Swift with the Superbowl in one hand.
I'm making bets she's the halftime show next year and she'll drop a breakup song about Kelce in the show while he's in the locker room .... just to maximize the ratings and pr.
Go Ravens. Go Niners.
She can't endorse him right now?
And you fascist fucks are powerless to do anything about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truly impressed with Bidens PR team.
Right wingers sux because they mistake conspiracy for 'conspiracy against them.' OK, you're all into conspiracies or w/e but every conspiracy can't be a slight to you.
Counterpoint, I saw the Ravens play this Sunday. This is a fair point.
As a Niners fan…I fully expect Taylor swift to win
Kittle does his thing, Greenlaw and Bosa too.
what is this timeline