this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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[–] grayman@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If this was done to me spontaneously the waiter would get an additional $5 tip.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

That is one very expensive chip.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

For every 9 sensible people that would find this funny and have a mutual laugh with the waiter .... there would be one jerk that would threaten to sue the restaurant and the waiter for throwing their food around and ruining their meal.

This is the reason why the waiter went back with a plate and one single fry on it.

1/10 jerks in the world are the reason why we can't have nice things or just be nice to one another.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

If this had come off as a genuine complaint and the waiter was covering their ass, there would be a serving of fries on that plate. If someone is unhappy you have to go a little above and beyond, otherwise they'll just stay unhappy about having had to call it out.

In this case the waiter clearly took it as a joke, and decided to have a little fun themselves. I hope the plate came with a shiny dome on it and the waiter opened it with a grand gesture.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

The petulant person you're imagining would also be offended at the gesture of the single fry, like they're being made fun of. I don't think that's "the reason" this happened, if this actually happened.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

I respect that. Well played.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty perfect looking fry. Probably not chosen at random, he probably touched many other fries before he found that one.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I thought it was a single piece of pasta, like a long penne.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'd do silly shit like this all the time *when I was a waiter.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Also plated well.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He didn't owe you a plate though, now did he!? :-P

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Throw that plate on the ground

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago

You can't buy me french fry man!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Did you tell him?

To people downvoting you: it's a Saturday Night Live skit - very funny:-).