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thats how I like my cookie banners (gehirneimer.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net)
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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 43 points 5 months ago

Hilariously enough I know which button to press because they use shitty dark UI patterns.

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago

What if they swapped it to confuse you?

[-] EvokerKing@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

How is that shitty if you know where to go? The ux portion of design is largely about this. For example, if most websites and apps put their search bar at the top of the screen, then that's where you will probably expect it.

[-] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think they mean they immediately know which button to press as in press the one that they're designing the pop-up around encouraging you not to press.

i.e. "that button is given far less emphasis and made less convenient to press, so it must be the good one."

I'd call that shitty. It's not that the design is good, it's that the above person has become so accustomed to navigating this shitty dark pattern that it has become ingrained in how they use computers.

Kinda like gaining the experience of knowing which download link is the real one on a website full of fake download buttons. The fact that we can pick out the real one with a moment's thought doesn't make that any less of a scummy design move.

[-] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Ah so not like shitty shitty but like unethical shitty got it... I'm so used to the other as a UI/ux Dev.

[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

That's what they meant by Dark pattern.

[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Did you miss the words “dark pattern”? it is a term for when companies misuse/abuse UX principles to trick people into acting against their own best interests. In this case, the bold “click me” looking button in the screenshots means “yes daddy, spank me and then sell my data to your friends”, which is the option that most people who see that box won’t want to click.

Unfortunately, a large swath of the general population are trained in their brains to “click ok to make it go away”. These UX decisions take advantage of those people.

Assumedly, the grayed out box will also not dismiss the banner, but instead lead to a more complicated experience where you then are forced to drill down into complicated options to decide which of the cookies to set, which will be confusing if you didn’t open the link at top in a new tab to cross reference which of the 27 ~~data brokers~~ “Technology Partners” to decide which.

It’s not UX, it’s abusive UI and the very definition of malicious compliance to EU regulations.

[-] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I did... Read my below comment

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I wonder if thar number generally goes up, and what it's looked like over time.

[-] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

and those are just the first party ones, no telling how many partners those partners are partnering up with

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 5 months ago

As long as the Consent-o-matic addon knows how to say no, I'm good.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

+1 for Consent-o-matic

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago

I fucking love Firefox on Android

[-] Downcount@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago
[-] BentiGorlich@gehirneimer.de 13 points 5 months ago

which one? Button or Button?

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 15 points 5 months ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

[-] manucode@feddit.de 7 points 5 months ago
[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Das isch Klopf Klopf, en Knopf isch was anderes.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 11 points 5 months ago

I chose... Button?

[-] jw13@beehaw.org 6 points 5 months ago

You can use spaces in the title. This isn’t reddit.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 5 points 5 months ago
butThisIsProgramming(">:(");
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