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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

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[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Printers are the peak of asshole design

[–] rambaroo@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

If you can afford it, cough up the money for a laser printer. I've had mine for years and only changed the ink once. So much better than ink jet printers, which are a total scam

[–] Relax4939@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I switched to a Lazer printer last year and damn so so so so much better than that fucking hp inkjet printer I had.

[–] LudwigvanBeethoven@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

uhm, AkcHualLy, pushes glasses up it's spelled laser, not Lazer. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation. LASER. 🤓

[–] EsLisper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

uhm, you forgot to also point out that laser printers use toner, not ink.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

a later printer

Elder printers are well worth the sacrifices one must make to acquire one.

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[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This thing still frightens me and I have no clue how is it legal.

[–] rustonium@feddit.dk 9 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, I had no idea. That is crazy.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you know some professional photocopiers have 0,5 or 1 tb cache drives?

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[–] DrQuint@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Okay, thank you for ruining my optimism a bit more. Seriously, can't even trust a printer.

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[–] dustojnikhummer@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago
[–] binchicken@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

HP Smart is complete ass lmao. I have an HP laser printer that prints well, but it's always a headache to start printing anything wirelessly from my laptop. Can only ever rely on the ol' USB cable.

[–] heimchen@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am really confused, becuase HP Smart Scanner takes like 2-3 min to Scan a page, GNOMs build in Scanner takes 3-5 seconds with the same printer. Like how is your software this bad.

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[–] Dohnakun@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

If only our old HP (which's server died years ago) wouldn't rename itself randomly on USB.

But seriously, get a Raspi or similiar and create a printserver. Saver too, than HP's built in.

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

HP Smart does suck, although the cheap HP printer/scanner we picked up in 2020 for home schooling has been pretty reliable. A couple of the colour nozzles clogged after an extend period without use, but it's on the £1 a month cartridge rental so I just kept re-running the cleaning cycle until it worked again.

[–] Hazdaz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Never ever buy an HP printer.

Their hardware is mostly brilliant but the software (drivers, DRM) should make it a stop-sale for most people. It is such a shame that what used to be an incredible engineering company has turned to such shit because of executive incompetence and greed.

[–] LillianVS@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Let's be honest, probably why the guy was throwing it out lol

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[–] grizzzlay@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glad to see someone freed up the printer, but gosh I wish we could have open source printer firmware, like DD-WRT for routers.

[–] tallwookie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (7 children)

it'd require that all OEM's agree to specific standards and they won't because being closed source = $$$.

likewise why no one is reverse engineering printers, there's no $$$ in it

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[–] linux_user_6967@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Who TF just leaves a printer on the street and just expects someone else to get rid of it for them?!

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hahaha. In Germany many people put their not used anymore items just outside of their houses with signs: "to give away". I've found furnitures, books, washing machine??? :D

[–] TestZero@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've heard stories about people putting out old appliances and furniture out on the curb with a "free" sign. It sits out there for 4 weeks. Then they put out a sign that says "$20. inquire within" And an hour later it was stolen.

[–] timespace@lemmy.ninja 4 points 2 years ago

That’s a 5head play, I’m using that next time I have trouble getting rid of something.

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Lmao humans.

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[–] qaziquza@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Man macht das, ja. Why not? One man's trash is another's treasure.

[–] TheGod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have trash in my bin thats need to be brought outside, could someone with treasure hunting habit come and take it pls?

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[–] suredoood@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean, if it’s a functional printer and they didn’t want it, that’s an easy way to give it to somebody else to use.

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[–] Badass_panda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's commonly understood, at least where I live in the States, that if you are getting rid of something that still works you can leave it out on the curb for somebody else to take for free, sometimes with a note saying "Free" but usually without it.

When I was young and struggling I got most of my furniture that way. I still even have some of it

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[–] MashingBundle@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

We had an HP Inkjet printer for over 5 years, one of the older ones. Ink was expensive, but tbh everything else worked great.

Then we got our new HP Inkjet. Genuinely the worst machine I have ever owned. I can't fucking scan anything without an HP account, and even then it hardly works. I'm going to buy a Brother laser printer soon, as soon as I bring it home that HP printer is going to be smashed to bits in my driveway.

[–] TwoGems@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes please. HP printers are the dystopia we were warned of. You can't print with the dumb thing even if ink is in it if you don't keep paying for the ink subscription.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you do a lot of printing, the Epson Ecotank printer is really good. My wife goes through 2-3 boxes of paper per year. I refill the tanks 2 times per year. A full set of bottles is $45-50.

It's nice that the are going directly opposite that HP.

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[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We use brother printers at work and they're 10/10. Even with a fresh windows install they just work.

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[–] Drystan_Furor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

And a good day to you sir

[–] rockyrikoko@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmm, maybe I've been on the internet too long but the handwriting doesn't look like it was written on a vertical pole. It looks like it was easy to write

[–] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just guessing, but she may be a professional pole dancer with a particular skill set

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd definitely watch that version of Taken, especially if still stars Liam Neeson 😂

[–] PownyRyda@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As the professional pole dancer, of course.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I thought they were giving the interaction a glowing 7/6 review until I realized they meant they did it on June 7.

I SMRT

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