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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Klear@piefed.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

probably just a typo

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Somehow, Despicable Me already made that joke 16 years ago.

No you see, bees have stripes, those are just goggle straps.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago

No, after at least 7 Bees my lips are big enough to kiss the rest simultaneously. Ouchi.

[–] lemmytry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Easier to give them all a hive five.

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine every single bee going the Waltons good night routine.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If they have to do it by dancing it would probably take all night.

[–] bat_in_hellscape@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pretty sure all their names are bzzzz 🐝 that's what they told me at least

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Me kissing my bee wife before going off to my job at the fbi.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Dust on the screenshot lens

Text above the post. Most of it got cropped out but they left a tiny bit.