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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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its less like a property transaction, more like a post.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, no. Someone else on here said what they're doing is sending 'peemail' and I've never forgotten that. My two dogs are prolific writers.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago

If peemail is in foreign language, there is always Poodle Translate.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I’ve heard a dog sniffing a lamppost described as “checking his socials” and it similarly stuck with me lmao

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course the dog is white

[–] GreenBean@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Not all white.

[–] ArcaneGadget@nord.pub 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

No flag, no country! Those are the rules...that I just made up!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Another white colonizer??

[jk]

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are white coloniser people who paint my colon white?

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one, of any color, wants anything to do with you or your colon.

[jk]

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I will not apologise for what is likely the worse joke I have ever made. The mods should apologise for not banning me.

(and grindr would disagree with you)

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"No, don't kill him. Let him live with the shame...Live like a dog! Bwah-ha-ha-hah!"

If I had any shame, I would not have made that joke, you are to blame for my future jokes