this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago

The Far Side style caption:

“Hey Steve, who’s the loud guy?”

[–] Psydefisch@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

The migration route to an airfield

[–] brem@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently you children have never seen "Fly Away Home", it was a fairly popular corny movie in the 90s. We had tons. This one featured not Jim Carrey from "Dumb & Dumber". Sorry you didn't get the memo.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

No, this post is referring to Operation Migration. A real conservation effort, not a fictional movie. The movie was based on this operation. It's unfortunate people didn't realise it was based on true events.

[–] brem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most everyone who saw this movie, saw it on a VHS tape played from a square tv rolled into the classroom after the substitute teacher explained how the following movie was based on a true story before playing that movie and turning off the lights.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From your comment you sounded lile you though this was a movie

[–] brem@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I was referencing the movie which was based on a true story......................................................................gosh.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s not a fictional movie, it’s real!

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's inspired by real events family drama, not a documentary

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on guys, come on Goose

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Isnt there a movie from the 90s about this?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Fly Away Home

[–] Duchess@piefed.linenoise.vip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ain't no rule says a bird can't fly an airplane.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

that is not a job, it is an assignment, the job is pilot

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fly Away Home (film, 1996)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fly_Away_Home

Inspired by true events, Fly Away Home dramatizes the actual experiences of Bill Lishman who, in 1986, started training Canada geese to follow his ultralight aircraft, and succeeded in leading their migration in 1993 through his program "Operation Migration". The film is also based on the experience of Dr. William J. L. Sladen, a British-born zoologist and adventurer, who aided Lishman with the migration.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I bet he trained those geese to migrate right into the yards of his enemies

“Dear cranes, we know you have a lot of choices when it comes to air travel, so we just wanted to thank you for choosing to fly your damn self”

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago

The birds: where's my aircraft? This is bullshit.

[–] Doofytoe831@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 day ago

Or that the number cause of death on the job for wildlife biologist is aircraft related accidents.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, clearly the plane runs out of fuel along the way. Do they have designated landing spots to refuel? Or does the pilot land at a regional airport? I suppose the birds would be okay landing at an airport, but do they then land at the airport every time during their migrations from then on? I'm guessing they might land somewhere more bird-friendly nearby, and gradually change the stopping points through the years.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Ultra lights can land just about anywhere thats flat enough and without trees.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah there's this one job, but...

But what?

No, nothing. You wouldn't like it.

Come on, tell me!

How comfortable are you in animal's clothing?

..i'm in.

..but - you - I haven't..

Tell me where to go. Give me the deets.

I don't even - can you ..make loud sustained noises?

At first I thought that was a very lazy crane

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a long time to be dressed as a crane.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I think they dress as one every time they interact with the birds since they hatched. So, this was just a continuation of that.