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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by FauxPseudo@lemmy.world to c/security@lemmy.ml
 

I was getting a tour of the employees only section of a local government building and I looked down a hallway and found this. No cage. No room. Nothing more than air conditioning for controls. Just raw blinking life.

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[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Absolutely. This picture is a pending post in a liminal group on Facebook.

[–] Hedgehog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can try walk up the hallway but you'll just find yourself walking endlessly unless you have at least 70 sysadmin stars

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

As soon as I read "you can try walk" my brain immediately visualized a spacetime stretch where I was walking towards the thing but somehow getting nowhere real slow.

[–] blackshirt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They should put a motion sensor on it and play a recorded message whenever someone approches it.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"What are you doing Dave?"

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

add a concave, darkly translucent bowl with an led behind it that changes intensity w the speech. lol

hal

[–] tene@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Stop! Don't make one more step. Turn back and I'll let you live"

[–] moth@anarchist.nexus 3 points 2 days ago

"You're all going to die down here."

[–] mlatu@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you KNOW the hallway doesnt have a fixed length.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Definitely. And time doesn't work right either.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe its a honeypot server rack

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A physical honeypot?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

“Oh my god! The electricity bill! It’s HUGE!”

[–] fuckoffplzkthx@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

TR3-VR found you

[–] yxc999@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago
[–] MaxLemminist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Have you met Mark and Helly?
How is the rest of the Lumon building?

[–] Valarie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago

that security is perfect

[–] Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago

SOMA-ass photo