this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Bone Apple Tea

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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Screenshotting an email about keeping company info private and sharing it online is pretty good.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 14 points 16 hours ago

It's fine I'm holding my knee to my nose.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be worried if there was any relevant information in it.

It’s ok - the body has ways of shutting that down if it’s a legitimate breach of confidentiality

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago

Woof. I work in HR, and have to admit, literacy is failing everywhere, including with policy writers and readers.

[–] karashta@sopuli.xyz 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I love eggcorns so much! Never heard this one before!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

I'm assuming this was less of an eggcorn and more of a "speech to text" mishap, but you can never know with these things!

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Maybe they work at UFC.