Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.
Bone Apple Tea
A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea
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Screenshotting an email about keeping company info private and sharing it online is pretty good.
It's fine I'm holding my knee to my nose.
I'd be worried if there was any relevant information in it.
It’s ok - the body has ways of shutting that down if it’s a legitimate breach of confidentiality
Woof. I work in HR, and have to admit, literacy is failing everywhere, including with policy writers and readers.
I love eggcorns so much! Never heard this one before!
I'm assuming this was less of an eggcorn and more of a "speech to text" mishap, but you can never know with these things!
Maybe they work at UFC.