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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“If Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy,” (JD Vance) said.

“I mean seriously, have you seen some of the shit we’ve been getting away with?”

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I thought you said you weren’t going to fact check!

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

Can't find work, grocery and cost of living is out the roof and getting worse daily. And AI is set to tank the economy before end of the decade. But Trump administration os working on the important issues before the mid terms. Clearing a corporate politicians. Even dead ones.

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Why not? Next they should work to clear the good names of Charles Manson and Ted Kaczynski

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

And then they say liberals/dems/leftists are the ones who want to make Orwell's 1984 reality.

17.7.72 minitrue malquoted nixon rectify times 4.10.26

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I hate this timeline so fucking much.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He was already pardoned by Ford.

[–] isles@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

The war against people who have truely represented the spirit of the United States can finally end. (/s)