Using the coca cola font adds a lot to this
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I thought it was Lobster font at first, which would've been very "respect me, for I am a small business"
[edit] actually I do think it's Lobster lmao
Does the Saudi flag just say Mohammed on it?
It say's a declaration of faith "there is no god other than God, and Muhammed is his messenger."
So I guess the Christian version would be more like "Our father who is in heaven, blessed be your name" or some other part of a common prayer or declaration of faith.
I think "Jesus!" Is funnier
TBF the Saudi flag would also be funnier if it said "Muhammed!!!"
For protestants, John 3:16 usually acts as their declaration of faith (For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life.)
For catholics/orthodox, it would be one of the creeds (i believe in god the father, maker of heaven and earth... etc.) But most US catholics are secret protestants, anyway
In Europe, or at least the places I've been, I more commonly meet the Apostle's Creed among Protestants:
I believe in God, the Father almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord, who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died and was buried; he descended into hell; on the third day he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father almighty; from there he will come to judge the living and the dead.
But most US catholics are secret protestants, anyway
please say more
I'm mainly joking, but it's common for catholics to talk about how other catholics aren't really following the pope's directives/theology. Like, if you ask the average catholic in New England how they feel about gay or trans people, or how they feel about abortion, you're probably gonna hear normal lib answers. If you ask a catholic in Texas how they feel about the death penalty, they're probably gonna answer like a normal conservative. A hardcore trad-cath would call both of those people "cafeteria catholics"
Every religion has variation in beliefs, but it's kinda hard to justify within catholic theology. But that's OK because if you're catholic, you can just borrow from Protestant theology. According to that theology, you don't need a priest to have a relationship with God. God can forgive you without you having to confess to a priest. You can divorce. You can remarry (maybe the church won't recognize the second marriage, but the taxman won't have a problem with it). The church is actually OK with this, as long as you don't preach about it, keep going to church sometimes, and bring your kids to get baptized. Fill out the paperwork, and they'll let you be catholic even if your beliefs are identical to Martin Luther's (that's how the church functions everywhere, not just the US)
Put another way, most protestants think of John 3:16 as the essence of christianity, and a lot of catholics agree. That's where we get the idea that a horrible person on their deathbed can accept Jesus into their heart and be forgiven for all their sins. According to catholics, that person actually needs a priest to do last rites or confession to be forgiven. That's not to say the person is doomed to hell without a priest, but they're definitely not skipping purgatory like someone that got last rites
It's the shahada
spoiler
"There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God"
I gotta admit it goes kinda hard.