A real life version of this I've experienced myself is calling the Lyons Hearing Institute to book an appointment for a hearing test and having to deal with a poorly recorded IVR telephone system.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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Creepy as fuck
those faces are terrifying
TIHI.
what the heck is that? it's like three different uncanny valleys converged
This is what happens when you the cat
It's somebody's sleep paralysis demon.
Cat, no ears?
The worst part is that it does have ears.
Isn’t this Close to Home, the Far Side-like comic?
I’m loathe to admit how long this took me to get.