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Big table of the lines involved

Series Season Episode Title Minutes Seconds Quote
SG-1 1 1 Children of the Gods 24 52 And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't [handle] whatever you can [handle].
SG-1 1 1 Children of the Gods 27 24 You know, you really will like me when you get to [know] me.
SG-1 1 11 The Torment of Tantalus 14 23 [Thank] you. [Thank] all of you.
SG-1 1 14 Hathor 19 47 Daniel's [watch]ing her right now.
SG-1 2 1 The Serpent's Lair 6 34 Carter, if someone comes in here, you… [bite] 'em in the [hand].
SG-1 2 3 Prisoners 22 36 Bettter yet, I'll [tell] them myself
SG-1 2 5 Need 24 21 She wants me to [marry] her.
SG-1 2 7 Message in a Bottle 14 14 We’ve brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally [snapp]ed us in the ass.
SG-1 2 16 A Matter of Time 13 6 Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does [funky] mean, sergeant?
SG-1 2 17 Holiday 16 21 How do you think I feel, Teal’c? I’ve got a [snake] in my [gut]!
SG-1 2 17 Holiday 35 26 I have [suffered] more than anyone should [suffer] in a lifetime
SG-1 2 19 One False Step 27 15 Oh, it’s no use. They don’t understand. They want to [be] with each other
SG-1 3 3 Fair Game 6 28 I've seen your [work]; it's great.
SG-1 3 5 Learning Curve 38 14 If you want to [punish] me, go ahead.
SG-1 3 7 Deadman Switch 10 37 And you, O’Neill, you’re considered-- well, you're a pain in the [mikta]!
SG-1 3 9 Rules of Engagement 27 55 Ol’ Doc Fraiser says you haven’t been eating. It's [poison]. It's hospital food. Of course it is.
SG-1 3 15 Pretense 37 4 Yes! Now, get that mother[ship] outta here!
SG-1 4 21 Double Jeopardy 16 56 Would you like to [see it]? Yes. No! You can [show] her later.
SG-1 6 1 Redemption: Part 1 40 45 Well, you do have a penchant for pulling [brilliant ideas] out of your butt
SG-1 6 6 Abyss 13 31 So… not a delusion? No. Okay… show me your [stuff].
SG-1 6 8 The Other Guys 9 46 What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here right now? You want me to [shoot] you?
SG-1 6 12 Unnatural Selection 34 57 I won't [blame] you if you [choose] me.
SG-1 6 18 Forsaken 0 36 Hey, I like [gas] as much as the next guy.
SG-1 7 6 Lifeboat 34 54 Come back with us and I'll [prove it to] you.
SG-1 7 13 Grace 35 7 So, what now? Go [save] your ass.
SG-1 7 15 Chimera 4 32 Stop it, Pete. What are you talking about? I'm on a roll here! I haven't even shown you my [badge] yet.
SG-1 7 22 Lost City: Part 2 24 53 Don't let the suit fool you, fella; we're gonna [fight].
SG-1 8 7 Affinity 9 44 Anyhow, you'll forgive me once you've tasted my [lasagna]. I’m looking forward to it.
SG-1 9 5 The Powers that Be 28 26 Azdak, after everything we’ve been through… together! You made me rub your [feet].
SG-1 9 14 Stronghold 41 57 We [watch] each other's [backs] because that's our jobs, right?
SG-1 10 3 The Pegasus Project 6 22 John, do you think you could spare Rodney from your team? Hell, you can [keep] him. Nice.
SG-1 10 4 Insiders 15 3 You can [thank] me later, by the way.
SG-1 10 5 Uninvited 6 56 I don't want to [read] anything that long!
SG-1 10 6 200 31 7 No, I have to give them something that costs me nothing, but no actor can refuse. And what’s that? A good [ego] stroking!
SG-1 10 7 Counterstrike 23 46 What is this [device]?
SG-1 10 7 Counterstrike 41 43 We are getting our asses [whoop]ed.
SG-1 10 12 Line in the Sand 3 51 Don't you just love [help]ing people?
SG-1 10 18 Family Ties 41 51 He [scamm]ed us, but we [scamm]ed him better.
SG-1 10 19 Dominion 37 10 If I wanted to [kill] you, I could have done it a long time ago.
Atlantis 1 6 Childhood's End 29 25 You must fix your [ship] and go!
Atlantis 1 14 Sanctuary 42 20 I can show you. Show me? By [shar]ing each other. We will [know] each other as well as anyone ever can. Okay.
Atlantis 2 15 The Tower 32 40 And if we're going to die, I would rather die f[ight]ing.
Atlantis 2 17 Coup d'État 20 38 Well, that was refreshing. He didn't try to [kill] us even once!
Atlantis 3 11 The Return: Part 2 42 5 You’re probably still going to have to get the rubber stamp from the IOA, but since you [sav]ed Woolsey's ass, and you did a fair job on mine, I don't think that'll be a problem.
Atlantis 3 13 Irresponsible 39 52 I should have [killed] you when we first met, Colonel.
Atlantis 3 14 Tao of Rodney 13 10 Can I [shoot] him now?
Atlantis 3 15 The Game 15 19 That's a pretty big [potato]. It IS a big [potato].
Atlantis 4 6 Tabula Rasa 1 13 Now, I need you to listen. It is vitally important that you [find] this woman. I don’t know where she is, but you have to [find] her. She can [help]. Uh, check the mess hall or maybe they took her to the birg. I don’t know. You just have to keep looking. Don’t worry about anything else. And for God’s sake, don’t trust anyone. Just [find] her and do it fast, because if you don’t, hundreds of people are gonna die. Including you.
Atlantis 5 6 The Shrine 7 23 I think you’ve just made a case for my proposal to send a MALP ahead of every single transit. [Stuff] happens, Woolsey, and by "[stuff]," I mean-- I know what you mean, thank you.
Atlantis 5 8 The Queen 10 26 My question is “Why now?” The wraith are busy [kill]ing each other. Why don't we just sit back and watch?
Atlantis 5 17 Infection 33 42 I don't owe you [anything]. Get ‘im outta here.

Also check out my old 30 Rock version: https://peertube.wtf/w/qosmAJkPcY96ZSmQfaqSAH

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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Overall well done.

Some are fantastic.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What were some of the standout good bits?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm driving so o can't list them out easily.

3:48 is golden with sams reaction.

Literally half of them are great. It's hard to pick out the gold. I like the slightly longer cuts with a bit of a reaction. Or ones that change the feel of a scene.

Need more time to mark timestamps. Shepard getting seduced is a great one.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the slightly longer cuts with a bit of a reaction.

I tried to do that as much as possible, so I am glad to see that it played as intended. But in most of the scenes from this video, in the original episode, there was something like another character's line immediately after the censored line that would ruin the effect if I were to include it. The worst was Landry's "I don’t want to [read] anything that long!". I almost didn't include that one because there were lines immediately before and after that would ruin the effect, so the remaining line was super quick and almost didn't work.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Each one works well. Some are just perfect. When it's several quick ones in a row it gets hard to absorb and enjoy that fast.

I'd have to rewatch a few times if you want notes.

[–] Ermiar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is ~~very~~[beep] well done!

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago

[BEEP] you. [BEEP] all of you.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 2 days ago

I have no mouth and I must swear

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

The subtitles really helped