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| Series | Season | Episode | Title | Minutes | Seconds | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SG-1 | 1 | 1 | Children of the Gods | 24 | 52 | And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't [handle] whatever you can [handle]. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 1 | Children of the Gods | 27 | 24 | You know, you really will like me when you get to [know] me. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 11 | The Torment of Tantalus | 14 | 23 | [Thank] you. [Thank] all of you. |
| SG-1 | 1 | 14 | Hathor | 19 | 47 | Daniel's [watch]ing her right now. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 1 | The Serpent's Lair | 6 | 34 | Carter, if someone comes in here, you… [bite] 'em in the [hand]. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 3 | Prisoners | 22 | 36 | Bettter yet, I'll [tell] them myself |
| SG-1 | 2 | 5 | Need | 24 | 21 | She wants me to [marry] her. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 7 | Message in a Bottle | 14 | 14 | We’ve brought things back from all over the galaxy. One of them's finally [snapp]ed us in the ass. |
| SG-1 | 2 | 16 | A Matter of Time | 13 | 6 | Is that proper military terminology? What exactly does [funky] mean, sergeant? |
| SG-1 | 2 | 17 | Holiday | 16 | 21 | How do you think I feel, Teal’c? I’ve got a [snake] in my [gut]! |
| SG-1 | 2 | 17 | Holiday | 35 | 26 | I have [suffered] more than anyone should [suffer] in a lifetime |
| SG-1 | 2 | 19 | One False Step | 27 | 15 | Oh, it’s no use. They don’t understand. They want to [be] with each other |
| SG-1 | 3 | 3 | Fair Game | 6 | 28 | I've seen your [work]; it's great. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 5 | Learning Curve | 38 | 14 | If you want to [punish] me, go ahead. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 7 | Deadman Switch | 10 | 37 | And you, O’Neill, you’re considered-- well, you're a pain in the [mikta]! |
| SG-1 | 3 | 9 | Rules of Engagement | 27 | 55 | Ol’ Doc Fraiser says you haven’t been eating. It's [poison]. It's hospital food. Of course it is. |
| SG-1 | 3 | 15 | Pretense | 37 | 4 | Yes! Now, get that mother[ship] outta here! |
| SG-1 | 4 | 21 | Double Jeopardy | 16 | 56 | Would you like to [see it]? Yes. No! You can [show] her later. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 1 | Redemption: Part 1 | 40 | 45 | Well, you do have a penchant for pulling [brilliant ideas] out of your butt |
| SG-1 | 6 | 6 | Abyss | 13 | 31 | So… not a delusion? No. Okay… show me your [stuff]. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 8 | The Other Guys | 9 | 46 | What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here right now? You want me to [shoot] you? |
| SG-1 | 6 | 12 | Unnatural Selection | 34 | 57 | I won't [blame] you if you [choose] me. |
| SG-1 | 6 | 18 | Forsaken | 0 | 36 | Hey, I like [gas] as much as the next guy. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 6 | Lifeboat | 34 | 54 | Come back with us and I'll [prove it to] you. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 13 | Grace | 35 | 7 | So, what now? Go [save] your ass. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 15 | Chimera | 4 | 32 | Stop it, Pete. What are you talking about? I'm on a roll here! I haven't even shown you my [badge] yet. |
| SG-1 | 7 | 22 | Lost City: Part 2 | 24 | 53 | Don't let the suit fool you, fella; we're gonna [fight]. |
| SG-1 | 8 | 7 | Affinity | 9 | 44 | Anyhow, you'll forgive me once you've tasted my [lasagna]. I’m looking forward to it. |
| SG-1 | 9 | 5 | The Powers that Be | 28 | 26 | Azdak, after everything we’ve been through… together! You made me rub your [feet]. |
| SG-1 | 9 | 14 | Stronghold | 41 | 57 | We [watch] each other's [backs] because that's our jobs, right? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 3 | The Pegasus Project | 6 | 22 | John, do you think you could spare Rodney from your team? Hell, you can [keep] him. Nice. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 4 | Insiders | 15 | 3 | You can [thank] me later, by the way. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 5 | Uninvited | 6 | 56 | I don't want to [read] anything that long! |
| SG-1 | 10 | 6 | 200 | 31 | 7 | No, I have to give them something that costs me nothing, but no actor can refuse. And what’s that? A good [ego] stroking! |
| SG-1 | 10 | 7 | Counterstrike | 23 | 46 | What is this [device]? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 7 | Counterstrike | 41 | 43 | We are getting our asses [whoop]ed. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 12 | Line in the Sand | 3 | 51 | Don't you just love [help]ing people? |
| SG-1 | 10 | 18 | Family Ties | 41 | 51 | He [scamm]ed us, but we [scamm]ed him better. |
| SG-1 | 10 | 19 | Dominion | 37 | 10 | If I wanted to [kill] you, I could have done it a long time ago. |
| Atlantis | 1 | 6 | Childhood's End | 29 | 25 | You must fix your [ship] and go! |
| Atlantis | 1 | 14 | Sanctuary | 42 | 20 | I can show you. Show me? By [shar]ing each other. We will [know] each other as well as anyone ever can. Okay. |
| Atlantis | 2 | 15 | The Tower | 32 | 40 | And if we're going to die, I would rather die f[ight]ing. |
| Atlantis | 2 | 17 | Coup d'État | 20 | 38 | Well, that was refreshing. He didn't try to [kill] us even once! |
| Atlantis | 3 | 11 | The Return: Part 2 | 42 | 5 | You’re probably still going to have to get the rubber stamp from the IOA, but since you [sav]ed Woolsey's ass, and you did a fair job on mine, I don't think that'll be a problem. |
| Atlantis | 3 | 13 | Irresponsible | 39 | 52 | I should have [killed] you when we first met, Colonel. |
| Atlantis | 3 | 14 | Tao of Rodney | 13 | 10 | Can I [shoot] him now? |
| Atlantis | 3 | 15 | The Game | 15 | 19 | That's a pretty big [potato]. It IS a big [potato]. |
| Atlantis | 4 | 6 | Tabula Rasa | 1 | 13 | Now, I need you to listen. It is vitally important that you [find] this woman. I don’t know where she is, but you have to [find] her. She can [help]. Uh, check the mess hall or maybe they took her to the birg. I don’t know. You just have to keep looking. Don’t worry about anything else. And for God’s sake, don’t trust anyone. Just [find] her and do it fast, because if you don’t, hundreds of people are gonna die. Including you. |
| Atlantis | 5 | 6 | The Shrine | 7 | 23 | I think you’ve just made a case for my proposal to send a MALP ahead of every single transit. [Stuff] happens, Woolsey, and by "[stuff]," I mean-- I know what you mean, thank you. |
| Atlantis | 5 | 8 | The Queen | 10 | 26 | My question is “Why now?” The wraith are busy [kill]ing each other. Why don't we just sit back and watch? |
| Atlantis | 5 | 17 | Infection | 33 | 42 | I don't owe you [anything]. Get ‘im outta here. |
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