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[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 64 points 2 years ago

Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"

[–] YaksDC@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

My wife has failed stealth checks so bad that the DM had her fall on her face and fart so loud that the rest of the party had to pass an ability check to not be incapacitated by laughter.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Baldur's Gate 3, Gale complains about his knees sometimes when you're in stealth lol

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Certain characters in the fallout games will do the same.

[–] kakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I've done the same in paintball.

[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

For me its, im so old my balls sound like churchbells while walking up the stairs of the tower where the guards are standing ready to slice me in half

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You crouch down to sneak away, but trigger a hernia. You pass out from the pain.