this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2026
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Just say no to the evil gay western soda!

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[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 27 minutes ago

russia: death to the west! we reject their way of life!

Also russia:

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if these are simply regular off-brand/store brand alternatives, like one would expect in any country, or if they are a "make our own version of foreign products in response to sanctions or boycotts by the supplying company" type thing. If the later, it'd be ironic for fanta given that that brand was founded under the same kind of circumstances, as a ww2 German alternative to coca cola.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Like how many Dr. Pepper knockoffs there are with and without college educations, like Dr. Thunder and Mr. Pibb?

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 29 minutes ago (1 children)

This reminded me of Cheerwine. I think Dr. Thunder Cherry was pretty similar to it too if I remember. I preferred both over Dr. Pepper growing up. But maybe that was because it was cheaper. I haven't had Cheerwine in forever; but I remember it being pretty bomb.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 minutes ago

I'm a Tarheel, Cheerwine is near and dear to me. I don't live far from the bottling plant. Used to be, you wouldn't see it far outside the Carolinas, now it's shipped internationally.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Pretty much. Ive personally seen "Dr. Thirsty" and "Dr. Percky" as well.

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 2 hours ago

I love Fancy Cok

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Aside from the added vodka, it's pretty much the same

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

the added vodka

Talk about burying the lead.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

If you get the right one there's polonium in it.

[–] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Street soda for Sprite.

“Sprite! How did we become the Black soda? We don’t know. Sprite!” For context: https://youtu.be/hzMzFGgmQOc, time ~4:50 for relevant part, but love this skit.