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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

clear the room by deleting said room

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

"No need to clear the room if we carpet-bomb it and the rest of the city out of existence."

-- Curtis LeMay, probably

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Flammenwerfer.

When you absolutely have to kill every motherfucker in a bunker accept no substitutes.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As a person that owns a real flamethrower they are terrifying. No elon wimpy one, mine out performs the old US WWII/Korea/Vietnam ones...

I would like to get my mitts on a chinese flamethrower (Type 74 or LPO-50). They are INSANE, the 74 has a 45m (148'f) range, the LPO is 50-70m (164' to 230'). Mine is a small 33m+ (110') range but a 1 man crew vs the others need 2.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You must be really popular at barbeques

Ok kids! Get your marshmallows!

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you like the taste of napalm and diesel they are delicious :-)

I do love the smell, there is nothing like it. You literally have Hell on your back and when she sings the rush is insane. Also your worried about setting yourself on fire, which is possible if you're careless.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

TIEPilot on Saturday nights : StarCraft Firebat portrait

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

In the middle of a move let me see before I leave this area I can get my buddy out, we both have the same flamethrower. I always wanted to dual yield two 100'+ jets of gelatinous death.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's millennials grandpa's. Gen z grandpa's are boomers

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boomers used flamethrowers for warcriming Vietnam

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 weeks ago

Very true. Every generation of Americans have war criminal grandpa's

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Well, Vietnam used very similar tactics.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

It werfs flammen.

[–] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

CQB deez IED nutz

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean modern CQB is surely better 🙃 https://t.me/style_military_ua/6440

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

We just need those razor-drone clouds the scrin use in CoC