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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Alr wtf is this title, did they just gloss over that the person was a child? Like I'm find with people having consensual sex with a snow white lookalike woman. Fucking person was a child though

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

What's the new term for this? Agewashing?

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I did a double-take on that too, but reading the article they never state that the person in question was a child. We might just be assuming she is because of the costumes put on her.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

I mean if it's on Epstein island then it's probably a child

[–] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

What a headline, apparently the problem was not that she's a child but that he's into roleplay

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Ex-Barclays boss denies having sex with child dressed as Snow White after Epstein emails"

Fixed that for you Guardian.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Were they a child? The article body, just like the title, doesn't specify. It frequently specifies that Epstein was a child sex offender, but that's it.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The thing about these losers is their total lack of courage. Own up to it. Stand proud you pathetic goonball,

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Next to European Epstein cronies, US lawmakers might also consider interviewing a few US Americans?

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

Hah, you thought

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This guy needs to have his dick chopped off

[–] tangentism@beehaw.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Then shoved down his throat so he suffocates