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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alr wtf is this title, did they just gloss over that the person was a child? Like I'm find with people having consensual sex with a snow white lookalike woman. Fucking person was a child though

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

What's the new term for this? Agewashing?

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did a double-take on that too, but reading the article they never state that the person in question was a child. We might just be assuming she is because of the costumes put on her.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I mean if it's on Epstein island then it's probably a child

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Ex-Barclays boss denies having sex with child dressed as Snow White after Epstein emails"

Fixed that for you Guardian.

[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Were they a child? The article body, just like the title, doesn't specify. It frequently specifies that Epstein was a child sex offender, but that's it.

[–] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

If you've actually read the sections of the Epstein files around this incident, including the artwork and diaries by some of the survivors, it's very damning. The mainstream media simply aren't touching a lot of it.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The thing about these losers is their total lack of courage. Own up to it. Stand proud you pathetic goonball,

[–] LemsGhost@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Don't lump an honest gooner up with those weirdos.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next to European Epstein cronies, US lawmakers might also consider interviewing a few US Americans?

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Hah, you thought

[–] iByteABit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

What a headline, apparently the problem was not that she's a child but that he's into roleplay

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy needs to have his dick chopped off

[–] tangentism@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Then shoved down his throat so he suffocates