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[โ€“] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This guy needs to have his dick chopped off

[โ€“] tangentism@beehaw.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Then shoved down his throat so he suffocates